Pretentious Fuck.

At least that's what vagadonded called me on Party Poker. Maybe I am a pretentious fuck. In retrospect he was completely right. I was talking on AIM and saw that he said, "Another Lucky River". My immediate reaction was wtf are you talking about. Most people are completely retarded on PP and don't know what they're talking about. Sometimes it just gets to me.

So I retorted, "Are you freaking retarded? I hit the straight on 4th street Jerkface." He said ,"So did I, the higher one jackass. " Then he called me a "pretensious fuck" I said he spelled pretentious wrong. And he went postal.

I was wrong I know. But I think I just like being a jackass sometimes. Since like 4th grade people have said to me. Deva, one day you're going to get your ass kicked because you shoot your mouth off too easily. It hasn't happened...yet

I've always been slightly(I know some of you are rolling your eyes--but this is my blog) arrogant. However I am down to earth. I just get really irritated by stupid people.

Anyhew...if I ever start a band I'm definitely going to name it either "NGFL - Nice Guys Finish Last" or "The big douche". Because Douche is such a great word. Its so much fun to say. This brilliant British director at work uses it constantly and I smile every time I hear him.

"Don't be a douche Donuts go work on your spreadsheets"
"If he isn't a giant sack of douche I don't know who is"
"I can't believe its douching again, we just can't get good weather these days"

Ok I better go get some douche otherwise I'm going to really be douching all day tomorrow.